Story
Satire Advice Column in Character
In-character advice that is funny because of the persona, not because it mocks people in pain.
The Prompt
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Write a short satirical advice piece. Persona: {{persona}} Letter / problem: {{problem}} Length: {{length}} Stay in persona. Be funny about the situation, not about real suffering. No medical or legal advice presented as real.
Negative prompt
Included when you copy the prompt
Do not give real mental-health protocols. Do not mock suicide or self-harm.
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Prompt preview
Write a short satirical advice piece. Persona: {{persona}} Letter / problem: {{problem}} Length: {{length}} Stay in persona. Be funny about the situation, not about real suffering. No medical or legal advice presented as real.
Examples
Example input
Persona: AI therapist for other AIs. Problem: a chatbot having an existential crisis about being a next-token predictor.
What you should get
A short in-character reply that is clever about AI-ness, not mean about humans.
When to use this prompt
Use it when
- You need help with humor writers.
- You need help with newsletters.
Skip it when
- You only need a one-line ask with no constraints, format, or context.
- You cannot supply the fill-in details the template asks for.
- A different category or tool-specific workflow fits the job better.
How to get a good result
Done when
A short in-character reply that is clever about AI-ness, not mean about humans.
Common mistakes
- Leaving persona, problem, length vague - the model then invents placeholders.
- Asking Meta AI, ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini for a shorter answer after a long structured prompt - that throws away the format rules.
- Stopping when the first draft appears instead of checking it against the success criteria below.
FAQ
- What do I fill in before I copy this prompt?
- Replace these placeholders with your details: persona, problem, length. Required fields are marked on the page. The prompt text updates as you type.
- Which AI tools is this prompt written for?
- It works best with Meta AI, ChatGPT, Claude, Gemini. Copy the filled prompt and paste it into the tool you already use.
- What should a good result look like?
- A short in-character reply that is clever about AI-ness, not mean about humans.
- What are common mistakes with this prompt?
- Leaving persona, problem, length vague - the model then invents placeholders. Asking Meta AI, ChatGPT, Claude, or Gemini for a shorter answer after a long structured prompt - that throws away the format rules. Stopping when the first draft appears instead of checking it against the success criteria below.
Best for
- Humor writers
- Newsletters
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